i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit
update my dad is grounded
I set the alarm on my phone for 4:30, just to see how I would do, and so I placed my phone under my bed, so that I’d have to get up.
I woke up at 8:30, with the phone next to me. That means that in my sleep, I got up, put my hand under my bed, unlocked my phone, put in the passcode, and laid back down.
This means that I’m more poWERFUL when I’m asleep
You win the internet for ‘best gif use’
it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever
Here you go. Jensen’s photoshot from Harper’s Bazaar China APP, with no text on it. Enjoy ;)
Dropbox download link here
i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did
I died a little